Barney Quote #1963
Quote from Barney in No Questions Asked
Barney: [answers phone] Hey.
Marshall: I need you to get to Lily's phone without her seeing and delete the last text she got.
Barney: Why? What did you...?
Marshall: And I need you to do it, no questions asked. As you'll recall, you owe me a "no questions asked."
[flashback:]
Marshall: [answers phone] Hello.
Barney: Marshall, I need you to rush to the Macy's in Herald Square. Find the utility closet on the third floor and bring me the following things: A clean pair of underwear, a clean pair of pants, a box of moist towelettes, hand sanitizer, and a garbage bag. No questions asked.
Marshall: You deuced your pants.
Barney: Never mind.
[back:]
Barney: Ha! You didn't wind up helping me, so it doesn't count. Face.
Marshall: Yes, I'm the one who should be embarrassed by that story.
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Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.