Marshall Quote #1144
Quote from Marshall in No Questions Asked
Lily: Ted? What the hell are you doing in my room?
Ted: Uh...
Future Ted: [v.o.] There was an explanation. You see, after Marshall got off the phone with Lily, he had called me.
[flashback:]
Ted: [answers phone] Hey, buddy, what's...?
Marshall: Ted, I need you to sneak into Lily's room, find her phone and delete the last text she got.
Ted: Why? What's...?
Marshall: Ted, I need you to do this, no questions asked. And as we both know, you owe me a "no questions asked."
[flashback:]
Marshall: [answers phone] Hey.
Ted: Hey. Listen. I need you to do something for me, no questions asked, okay?
Marshall: What is it?
Ted: Meet me at the corner of 53rd and Eighth. Bring your drill.
[later, Marshall carries his tool box down the street as he passes a mail box:]
Ted: Marshall.
Marshall: What the hell? How did you...?
Ted: No questions asked.
[back to first flashback:]
Marshall: I broke federal law drilling you out of that.
Ted: Hey, I was a man in need.
Marshall: I know, you were a "Priority Male."
Ted: You said you'd stop doing that joke after the editor of Bazooka Joe comics rejected it.
Marshall: That man is a comedy snob. The point is, you owe me a "no questions asked."
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.