Lily Quote #689
Quote from Lily in The Locket
Lily: I mean, why'd he have to act that way? He knows I hate how he gets on road trips.
The Mother: It almost seems like he wanted you to storm off.
Lily: But we're going to the same place. There's no reason why he'd want to ditch me.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And suddenly, Lily remembered a week ago, I'd helped Robin look for her long-Iost locket, but it was gone. Then Lily told me the locket actually got stashed in my pencil box, but when I opened it, the locket wasn't there.
[flashback to Ted and Lily at MacLaren's:]
Lily: Good, because that locket's trouble.
Ted: How? It's a friendly, innocent wedding gift.
Lily: It's not innocent. Ted, you think if you can get that locket for Robin, you'll win her back.
Ted: Lily, I've let it go. I mean...
Lily: What?
Ted: There's, like, a one-percent chance Stella has the locket from when we lived together.
Lily: Promise me you didn't call the woman who left you at the altar so you could find that locket!
Ted: Of course not! I e-mailed her.
Lily: Ted!
Ted: But Stella's living in L.A. now. And even if she has it, it's buried in some storage unit. She said I'd have to fly out there and look for it myself.
Lily: Promise me you aren't about to do that.
Ted: I promise.
[present:]
Lily: Sumbitch!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Locket’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Robin: Aw... Look at my little cousins in their flower-girl dresses.
Barney: Aw, they'll look so cute next to the ring bear.
Robin: Yeah. Wait, you said ring bearer, right?
Barney: [nods] Ring bear.
Robin: Ring bearer.
Barney: Ring bear.
Robin: Are you planning some crazy stunt with a dangerous wild animal at our wedding because...
Quote from The Mother
Lily: [inner monologue] No, I'm not looking. I don't need to see my child used against me. My sweet, beautiful child, who I haven't seen in a week. Whose head smells like love and unicorn teardrops and why are trains so Ionely? Damn it, I'm looking.
The Mother: Hey, are you okay? You look stressed. Plus, you muttered a few words out loud. I heard "Ionely" and "unicorn." Which actually gave me a great idea for a children's book, so thank you. Are you okay?
Lily: No.
The Mother: But there's nothing you can do... You want a cookie?
Lily: Yes. Yes, I do.
The Mother: Wow. You just took a cookie from a complete stranger on a train. I like how trusting you are. There could be drugs or poison in there.
Lily: There's not, is there?
The Mother: No idea, I found them under my seat. Kidding! Sorry. You looked stressed so I thought you could use a cookie. Then I thought you could use a joke. I should've stopped at the cookie.
Lily: You know, I don't care if these are poisoned. There's chocolate and peanut butter and caramel in these sumbitches!
The Mother: I call them "Sumbitches!"
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's how Lily met your mother.
Quote from James
Barney: Oh, boy, my brother wants to know what time he goes on at the reception.
Robin: What does that mean?
Barney: Every wedding he attends, James insists on performing.
[flashback to a side portrait of James wearing a prosthetic beard, a white-haired wig and a white suit:]
James: [singing] Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in between
[present:]
Robin: So? What do you got against K-Rodge? Everybody loves "The Gambler."
Barney: Wait for it.
[flashback:]
James: How can we be wrong?
[James turns to the other side, revealing a blonde wig, no beard and a sparkly red dress:]
James: Sail away with me To another world [turns back] And we rely on each other Uh-huh