Robin Quote #855
Quote from Robin in Something Old
Robin: Back then, I was-I was too embarrassed to tell you why I've done that, but we're closer now. [phone ringing] I feel like I don't have to hide my feminine side anymore just because you've always wanted a...
Robin Sr.: [answers phone] Son! It's Barney! Great! I'll be there in 15, B-dawg. Woof, woof! [laughs] That's our thing.
Robin: Uh... be where in 15?
Robin Sr.: Laser tag. Never been. B-dawg's gonna teach me.
Robin: Look, I-I think that it's great that you and Barney are...
Robin Sr.: B-dawg.
Robin: ...B-dawg are bonding, but, um... you agreed to help me with this.
Robin Sr.: Fine. Where did you bury this tampon?
Robin: It's a locket.
Robin Sr.: I'm sorry, I get all these girlie things confused. Do you need my help or not?
Robin: Nah, it's stupid.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Something Old’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
Ted: Now, as you know, I'm a bit of a legend when it comes to packing.
Marshall & Lily: We know.
Ted: Tales are still told of the time I traveled all through Spain for two weeks with everything I needed efficiently packed into a hands-free belt satchel. The locals called me...
[title: "El Ganso con la Riñonera"]
Lily: Yeah, it's not a "hands-free belt satchel," Ted. It's a fanny pack.
Ted: It's not a fanny pack.
Marshall: In Spanish, El Ganso con la Riñonera means "Fanny Pack Dork."
Ted: No, it doesn't. It means "Packer of Great Skill and Merit."
Future Ted: [v.o.] I looked it up. It means "Fanny Pack Dork."
Quote from Lily
Marshall: But these handbags? Gonzo.
Lily: No way! These have sentimental meaning to me.
Marshall: Didn't you shop-lift these in your 20s?
Lily: Yes, and I get very nostalgic for that time. You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing, it's sad.
Quote from Robin
Future Ted: [v.o.] In 1994, Robin's dad took her to New York City for the first time...
[flashback:]
Robin: This is amazing! Thank you, sir!
Robin Sr.: Well, a little father-son bonding trip never hurt anyone.
Robin: I-I did almost die from malnutrition on that wolf hunt last year...
Robin Sr.: I had to almost kill you for you to learn how to kill.
Robin: [sighs happily] New York City's the best, eh?
Robin Sr.: I despise it. It's like Edmonton, minus the arts and culture. Come on, we'll miss our flight.
Robin: I'll catch up. [to herself] One day, I'm gonna move here, marry a sophisticated big-city man with a sick mullet - like all the way down to his shoulder pads, and at night, he'll let me brush it - and I'll dig up this locket so it can be my "something old" at our wedding.
Robin Sr.: R.J.!
Robin: Coming, sir! [whispers] I'll be back for you.