Barney Quote #1846
Quote from Barney in Weekend at Barney's
Barney: Robin, wait. Um... shoot. I haven't figured out what I'm gonna say yet. Keep going. Robin, wait. Look, I'm sorry that I still have the Playbook. It's just, it's filled with a lifetime of great ideas. Am I supposed to just leave all that behind?
Robin: Yes.
Barney: But... "Weekend at Barney's"!
Robin: Okay, what is that? Explain the "Weekend at Barney's" to me.
Barney: What's to explain? I play a dead guy, and Ted and Marshall carry me around.
Robin: Okay. And based on that, girls want to sleep with you.
Barney: Big time.
Robin: But you're dead.
Barney: Yeah. Except not really, obviously.
Robin: But the girl thinks you're dead.
Barney: No, she thinks I'm alive.
Robin: Which you are.
Barney: Exactly.
Robin: Except you're dead.
Barney: Exactly.
Robin: Except you're alive.
Barney: Exactly.
Robin: Okay, so instead of... of being an alive person pretending to be a dead person pretending to be an alive person, why not just be an alive person?
Barney: Okay, let's start from the beginning. The movie is called Weekend at Bernie's. My name is Barney.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Weekend at Barney's’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Marshall: This is the life. We got the three B's. Beach, booze and bodacious babes.
Ted: I don't know. I'm starting to think we should call the police.
Marshall: Oh, would you relax? We've got it made. One whole week at his bodacious beach house, no strings attached.
Ted: Well, there is one string attached.
Woman: Hi, Barney.
[Ted pulls a string to make Barney's arm wave]
Ted & Marshall: Bodacious.
[Barney jolts up in bed:]
Barney: "Weekend at Barney's!"
Robin: What is it? What's wrong?
Barney: The plays, Robin, the plays. The ingenious techniques I used as a bachelor to pick up busty dullards. They just keep coming to me, I can't turn them off.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Your wedding response card, as promised.
Robin: Why didn't you just mail it like everybody else?
Ted: Oh, see, that's sad, Robin. You should be touched that I hand-delivered it. Has social media so eroded our interpersonal relationships that we no longer wish to experience the...
Robin: You wanted to keep the stamp?
Ted: They're 46 cents now. It's getting out of hand.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Okay, Barney, let me ease your mind, okay?
Barney: All right, here we go.
Robin: Remember when you set your Playbook on fire? That was the moment I realized you were someone I could marry.
Barney: And I'd burn it again if I could. You're right. I'm done with all these plays. Besides, there's no way I'll ever come up with anything that tops "Weekend at Barney's".
[later, Barney jolts up in bed again:]
Barney: "Weekend at Barney's Two!"
Robin: Damn it, Barney!