Lily Quote #666
Quote from Lily in The Ashtray
Marshall: Lily!
Lily: Hey, you know the rules. You misbehave, I take away one of your toys. Aldrin Justice, baby.
Marshall: So you're telling me that that ashtray that's been in our apartment for over a year and a half is not only stolen, but also very expensive.
Lily: Both of those things, yes.
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Quote from Barney
Ted: [on the phone] Uh, Captain, can... can I put you on hold?
The Captain: Affirmative.
Ted: He wants Robin's number. Should I give it to him?
Barney: Is he trying to hook up with my fiance? No, uh-uh. The only way that's happening is if I get to hook up with someone, too. Wait a second... No. Unless... Absolutely not. However... Forget it. On the other hand... Ixnay! [slaps himself]
Quote from Barney
Robin: So he invited me back to his bedroom to show me this painting, and...
[flashback to The Captain waiting on his bed:]
The Captain: Finally. We're alone.
[present:]
Barney: Robin, no, I don't want to picture that.
Robin: Nothing happened.
Barney: Aw, that means hand stuff.
Robin: What? No. I'm serious. He was on the rebound. I told him to take some time to pull himself together and call me in a year and a half.
Barney: Ah, great. What if he asks you out? What does that mean for our relationship? What, are we planning to be in some super-enlightened, forward-thinking marriage, where we don't get hung up on the suffocating and outdated principles of monogamy, and instead enjoy the company of multiple partners, sometimes bringing said partners into our marital bed, but just girls, not dudes, except maybe one time just to see what that's like? I mean, is that what you want?
Robin: No.
Barney: Okay. Me, neither!
Quote from Barney
Ted: You know what, Barney? Now that I think about it, you were there.
Robin: That's right, you were.
Barney: I was?
Robin: Yeah.
Barney: I mean, I know I was. That's what I'm saying, guys.
Ted: We just... We just didn't realize it because you were in disguise.
Robin: Yeah, you were doing one of your plays from the playbook.
Ted: On Shelly, the art consultant.
Robin: Yes, it was some play that had to do with art...
Barney: The Royal Archduke of Grand Fenwick? A simple play you can do using two everyday household objects: a Prussian military costume and an oil painting of yourself?
Robin: That's the one, and it worked on Shelly.
Barney: I totally nailed her! And then I nailed her sister who was even hotter. [high fives Ted] Oh, good times.