Robin Quote #836
[seventeen years later, Robin and Lily chat over wine:]
Robin: All gone.
Lily: We need to do this more...
Robin: There's more to the story.
Lily: Damn it, Robin. What could you possibly have left out?
Robin: It's just there's, one little detail that I may have slightly altered.
[flashback to Robin on the street with Lily and Marvin:]
Lily: If he starts crying, just pick him up.
Robin: Yeah, there, there. Come on, buddy, shh.
Mike Tyson: Looks like somebody's unhappy.
Robin: No kidding, I'm miserable. Listen to this thing.
Mike Tyson: Maybe he needs to be held.
Robin: I think you're right. Can you do it?
Mike Tyson: Sure. Come here, handsome. Come here, come here, you handsome devil, you. You're such a beautiful... Aw, you're such a cool dude. Oh, look at you, oh. All right, there, there, little one, there, there. Let me put you back in your strolly-poo so you can drift off to dreamy-dreamy land. Okay? All right.
Robin: Thank you so much.
Mike Tyson: Hey, don't worry about it.
Robin: It's my first time alone with him, and I just have this weird feeling I'm gonna drop him or injure him in some way. I know it's completely insane...
Mike Tyson: Oh, heavens, oh, watch it, no!
Robin: No! This is not going well at all.
Mike Tyson: Oh, hon, you're shaking. Let's get out of the cold. Is there anything open near here?
[cut to Marvin on Mike Tyson's lap in a strip club:]
Robin: Hey, I need to go to the ladies' room... can you watch him for me?
Mike Tyson: Of course. I could just eat you up. Look at you, yum, yum, yum, yum.
[back:]
Lily: You waited 17 years to tell me that you met the greatest boxer of all time? My son was rocked to sleep by Senator Mike Tyson?
Robin: I wanted to tell you, believe me.
Lily: How could you...?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Bad Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay, fine. I admit it. She's crazy. Obviously. But I'm not in this for the long haul. It's just, you know, it's just fun.
Barney: Of course it's fun, at first. But then when she starts calling out the name of her high school science teacher in the throes of passion, it's really fun. But then when she starts bringing knives into bed and making you fear for your safety? It's really, really fun. But then when she starts unbuttoning your pants while you're being forced to drive blindfolded down the freeway with a gun pointed at your... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Ted: Jeanette.
Barney: Oh, right. That girl's crazy. You gotta break up with her.
Quote from Ted
Marshall: Wait a second. [Boston accent] Is she a cop?
Ted: [Boston accent] I think she's a cop!
Marshall: Did you know she was a cop?
Ted: I didn't know she was a cop!
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: Kids, early in this story, you may recall me saying something along the lines of...
Ted: Okay, no more dating. I am ready to settle down.
Future Ted: And at the time, I probably thought I meant it. But, kids, I'll be honest. Being single's fun. As a young unattached man in New York City, I had a great time. A great time. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. I had such a great time that it took someone very special to make me want to settle down. And that someone... was Jeanette. What made Jeanette so special? Well...
Jeanette: That was a foul! [throws bottle at the TV]
Future Ted: Jeanette was the last girl I dated before I met your mother. The girl who finally got me to say...
Ted: No more dating. I'm ready to settle down.
Future Ted: And really mean it.