Robin Quote #834
[fourteen years later, Robin and Lily speak quickly over wine:]
Robin: All gone.
Lily: We need to do this more often.
Robin: We totally do. I can't believe Marvin's in high school.
Lily: He's growing up so fast.
Robin: Can I confess something to you?
Lily: Oh, no. What? What happened? Tell me what you did to my son.
[flashback:]
Robin: This is not going well at all.
Woman: Oh, honey, you are shaking. Let's get you out of the cold. What's open near here?
[Marvin sits on the woman's lap at a strip club]
[back:]
Lily: You took my infant child to a strip club?
Robin: It was just topless. He saw yours all the time anyway. Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that, but that is all there is. Okay, there is no more to the story. I have now told you everything.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Bad Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay, fine. I admit it. She's crazy. Obviously. But I'm not in this for the long haul. It's just, you know, it's just fun.
Barney: Of course it's fun, at first. But then when she starts calling out the name of her high school science teacher in the throes of passion, it's really fun. But then when she starts bringing knives into bed and making you fear for your safety? It's really, really fun. But then when she starts unbuttoning your pants while you're being forced to drive blindfolded down the freeway with a gun pointed at your... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Ted: Jeanette.
Barney: Oh, right. That girl's crazy. You gotta break up with her.
Quote from Ted
Marshall: Wait a second. [Boston accent] Is she a cop?
Ted: [Boston accent] I think she's a cop!
Marshall: Did you know she was a cop?
Ted: I didn't know she was a cop!
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: Kids, early in this story, you may recall me saying something along the lines of...
Ted: Okay, no more dating. I am ready to settle down.
Future Ted: And at the time, I probably thought I meant it. But, kids, I'll be honest. Being single's fun. As a young unattached man in New York City, I had a great time. A great time. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. I had such a great time that it took someone very special to make me want to settle down. And that someone... was Jeanette. What made Jeanette so special? Well...
Jeanette: That was a foul! [throws bottle at the TV]
Future Ted: Jeanette was the last girl I dated before I met your mother. The girl who finally got me to say...
Ted: No more dating. I'm ready to settle down.
Future Ted: And really mean it.