Ted Quote #1249
Quote from Ted in P.S. I Love You
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, sometimes when you're about to give up on your love life forever for the 17th time, destiny intervenes. Instead of rushing in... I took my time to think up the perfect opening line.
Ted: Wait, no, damn it. Come back! You're really... You're pretty!
[later, at MacLaren's:]
Ted: And before I could call out after her in any kind of embarrassing way that a bunch of teenagers made fun of for the next five stops while I stared straight ahead and pretended not to hear them, she was gone. But here's the thing about Ted Mosby. He doesn't give up!
Lily: [imitates alarm] Stalker Ted alert. Repeat, stalker Ted alert.
Marshall: Already has a yellow legal pad going. Repeat, already has a yellow legal pad going.
Ted: I'm not stalking. I just jotted down a few details to help me find her. Uh, like the fact that her smile was cute, but a bit crooked which can be a sign of teeth grinding. So I called up the city's top five T. M.J. specialists... and h-h-h-here's where it gets interesting.
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Quote from Robin
[on "Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes":]
Announcer: Sparkles's hit records "Let's Go to the Mall' and "Sandcastles in the Sand" both went maple, with "Mall" eventually going double maple.
Luc Robitaille: I've never admitted this till now, but before a big game, I'd listen to "Sand Castles in the Sand" and get a good cry on. I'm not ashamed.
Announcer: But after endless touring, Robin started to crack.
Robin: [1996 interview] Who doesn't love the mall? Shopping with your friends and... I can't do this. Get this out of my face, please. Thank you. Pardon me. Thanks. Sorry.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the Dobler-Dahmer theory.
[Lily and Barney groan]
Marshall: Damn, I always forget the little one.
Ted: If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works. Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything. But if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer.
Quote from Barney
Barney: So are you the one that Robin stalked?
Simon: Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup.
Barney: What in God's name is that?
Simon: Only Canada's Super Bowl. Didn't you ever see Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes on MuchMusic?
Barney: Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?"
Simon: It's only Canada's VH1's Behind the Music. There's one all about Robin Sparkles. Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed.
[Barney gets up and then runs out of Tim Hortons]