Barney Quote #1773
Quote from Barney in Lobster Crawl
Barney: So, last night Brandi and I got to the WWN studios, and my high-pressure system was ready to slam into her warm front.
[flashback to Barney and Brandi at the news studio:]
Brandi: The studio's unlocked, the weather map's up. Ready to do it in 17 different states at once?
Barney: Um, actually, I don't think I want that. I'm sorry. I'm-I'm... I'm gonna go.
[present:]
Robin: Wait, you didn't sleep with her?
Barney: Nope. I spent the night thinking about how everything I've done since Quinn and I broke up has been a cry for help. Dressing a dog up like me, hooking up with all those nannies...
Robin: Brobibs?
Barney: No, those are solid.
Lily: I still want in.
Barney: And I realized that I'm searching. Searching for what I really want in life, and you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.
Robin: Wow. Barney...
Barney: But, I'm going to figure it out. I have to. Good night, guys.
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[title card: "The Damsel in Distress":]
Barney: Hey, Robin, I just got your text. What's the big emergency?
Patrice: Hi, Barney! You seem like you run fast. Do you want me to fan you with my US magazine?
Robin: He's fine.
Barney: Thanks, Patrice.
Robin: Oh, thank goodness you're here. I just got this new printer, and I need somebody big and strong to take it to my office for me. I promise to repay you.
Patrice: We'll do it for you, Robin!
Robin: Don't you have a late-breaking weather story to cover, Brandi?
Brandi: Oh, I did it already. It rained.
Barney: Oh, I got to jump on a big Brobibs conference call. The lawyer from Dude Aprons is really busting my balls. See ya.
Robin: Nobody asked for your help, Patrice! You either, Brandi!
Quote from Robin
Robin: God, I feel awful. Barney is going through something big, and I've been obsessing about one stupid final hookup to get him out of my system. He needs space and time to figure things out. And I have to give it to him.
[later, Barney opens his front door:]
Barney: Robin? What are you doing here?
Robin: It's okay if you don't know what you want in life.. As long as you know what you want tonight.
[Robin takes off her coat to reveal a skimpy outfit]
Barney: Well... I do know what I want.
Patrice: Hi, Robin!
Robin: Nobody asked you here, Patrice!
Quote from Barney
[title card: "The Center of Attention":]
Robin: Stop it.
Barney: Hey, hey. What are you guys doing slobbering all over my friend?
Robin: Oh, Barney, don't be jealous.
Barney: If you're gonna drool, do it in style! Just go to Brobibs.com. We've got every look in the book. The Business Casual. The Preppy. The Robin Williams. Bib up! Brobibs is in no way affiliated with, inspired by or derivative of Dude Aprons.