Barney Quote #1688
Quote from Barney in The Magician's Code - Part Two
Barney: Man, I end up in these rooms a lot.
Quinn: If we miss Hawaii because of this, guess who's not doing the disappearing salami any time soon.
Mr. Drury: I need to ask you both a few questions. Let's start with you. Name?
Quinn: Quinn Garvey.
Mr. Drury: Occupation?
Quinn: Unemployed.
Barney: Well, well, well. Look who's keeping secrets now. Sir, I'll tell you her occupation: stripper. She insists she's proud of it, but apparently not proud enough to tell you.
Quinn: Barney, I was going to surprise you with this on our trip, but... I quit.
Barney: You... did that for me?
Quinn: Yes. And now that you know what I did for you, and how much I care for you, would you please show him the trick?
Barney: Sorry. Magician's Code.
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‘The Magician's Code - Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn were off to Hawaii for their first getaway as a couple.
TSA Agent: Ma'am, I need you to open your suitcase.
Barney: It's mine. Did you have to replace my luggage, too?
Quinn: Run away on me again, you'll be wearing hot pink stilettos.
TSA Agent: What's that?
Quinn: Yeah, what is that?
Barney: It's a magic trick. You see, I'm something of a magician.
TSA Agent: Open the box, sir.
Barney: [laughs] Oh, I can't do that. [dog barks]
TSA Agent #2: Sir, are there drugs in that box?
Barney: Oh, no. He's probably just barking because of the explosives.
[The TSA agents pull their guns on Barney]
Quinn: Oh, my God!
TSA Agent: Tell us what's in the box right now!
Barney: I can't. Magician's Code.
Quote from Ted
[a little ways down the road:]
Ted: The road to this day has had a few twists and turns, hasn't it?
Marshall: Yeah. Just a few. In a weird way, it all makes sense, though, doesn't it?
Ted: Yeah. Yeah, it kind of does.
[Ted knocks on a door and walks in]
Ted: The bride wants to see me?
[Robin turns around]
Quote from Barney
Barney: Mr. Flanagan wasn't banging my mom.
Mr. Drury: Well. Your flight left. We need to hold Mr. Stinson for further questioning. But you're free to go.
Quinn: Maybe I should.
Barney: Wait! I'll show you the trick. Sir! May I please have the silk handkerchief in your top left breast pocket?
TSA Agent: Well... I don't have... [chuckles]
Barney: Sim salabi ma... Sim salabi ma... [Barney pulls out a sword] Relax, relax, it's part of the trick.
TSA Agent: How did you get that through the X-Ray machine?
Barney: No questions from the audience, please! [gibberish]
TSA Agent: What is that?
Barney: Madam, may I please have the key on your necklace?
Quinn: [giggles] Oh!
Mr. Drury: Is that gonna explode?
Barney: [covers ears] What? [explosion] [loudly] Will you marry me?
Quinn: Yes.