Barney Quote #1619
Ted: Quinn is totally playing you.
Barney: What? That's ridiculous. If she were playing me, why would she agree to go on a date with me?
[flashback to the strip club, where Quinn is wearing Barney's rolex:]
Quinn: You're different than the rest of these schlubs. This one time only, I'm going to break my rule. Let's go out tomorrow night.
Barney: Sweet!
Quinn: Oh, shoot! I have to work tomorrow.
Barney: Ugh!
Quinn: Hey! Brainstorm! What if we just have our date here?
Barney: It's a date.
[present:]
Ted: It's not a date, if you go into a strip club and paying for lap dances.
Barney: If it's not a date, why'd she say, every fifth dance was free?
Ted: Because that's the Lusty Leopard's policy on Friday nights, and I'm so mad at you that I know that!
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‘Karma’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Robin: "Dear Diary. It is day four on this island, which the natives have dubbed "Long Island," perhaps referencing how each hour here feels like it may never end. So far, they have welcomed me and given me a rare glimpse into their bizarre way of life. By 'entertainment,' they mean table shuffle board, macramé classes, and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhattan to calm down drug addicts and the criminally insane. A preliterate society, their menus display pictures of the food they offer, everyone is forced to sing 'Happy Birthday' four or five times a meal, and dessert has fireworks in it. In their lairs, they often don a primitive shroud called a 'Snugget,' and it is not uncommon for them to go to sleep before 9 p.m., fearing, as they do, the night. Also Diary, I think writing in you is stupid, but you were a gift from Lily, and she's watching me right now."
Quote from Ted
Ted: "Dear Lily and Marshall, I don't know if you know this, but I never took your names off the lease. Well, today I took my name off it. The apartment is now yours. And I think I finally figured out the best thing to do with Robin's old room. See, for me, this place has begun to feel a little haunted. At first, I thought it was haunted by Robin, but now I think it was haunted by me. Well, no ghost is at peace until it finally moves on. I need a change. And I think you do, too. This apartment needs some new life. So, please, make our old home your new home. It is now ghost-free. Love, Ted."
Quote from Robin
Robin: "It's become clear to me, Diary, that I must attempt a dramatic escape. I will fake a stomach ache during dinner. Then, after Marshall and Lily leave for bingo night, I will sneak out the back. I'll swipe Shirley's Rascal and drive to the train station. Shirley's 42, by the way, and rides a Rascal. I swear, it's the second half of Wall-E out here."
[As Robin attempts to sneak out in the dark , the front door is locked. The lights go on and Marshall and Lily are seated at the table. Marshall holds Robin's diary]
Marshall: Bingo... was canceled.