Barney Quote #1582
Quote from Barney in The Burning Beekeeper
Barney: Man, I can't believe these are vegan. I've had, like, 20 of 'em.
Woman: I should get the name of this caterer. It's my kitten's Bat Mitzvah next week. She's finally becoming a cat.
Barney: Oh, God, you are crazy. [sees her cleavage] About cats.
Woman: Cats are so honest and real with their affections. Ever since my divorce, it's just been one liar after another. That's why it's so refreshing to meet someone honest like you, Special Agent Gary Powers.
Barney: Listen... I think we can agree there's something here. Something big, that looks and probably feels real. Maybe we can go back to your place.
Woman: I can't ask you to delay intercepting those asteroids.
Barney: I do need to intercept those asteroids.
Woman: I think we need to have sex right now. Meet me in the upstairs guest bedroom in two minutes.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Burning Beekeeper’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Ted: Okay, so what? I would rather be nice than be like you, always getting in fights about stuff that's not even worth fighting about.
Robin: Disagree. It's like Sun Tzu wrote in The Art of War, "Never give up. Never surrender."
Ted: That was Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest.
Robin: Whatever, dude.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Marshall, there is plenty of stuff that I don't get mad about, like the fact that you're serving pigs in blankets without hot mustard. I'm not the type of person to be driven crazy by a host who refuses to provide delicious hot mustard in which to dip my pigs in blankets! I'm the type of girl who... keeps her cool. Who keeps her cool.
Quote from Mickey
Mickey: You're going back to work? Sheez, Marshall, you are as busy as a... Oh, gosh, what are you as busy as?
Lily: Please don't talk about the bees.
Mickey: I was gonna say Nicolas Cage. That guy is in everything.