Barney Quote #1363
Quote from Barney in Garbage Island
Robin: So, Barney, I hear you and Nora had a fun time at laser tag.
Barney: I don't know where you heard that. It was a disaster.
Robin: Not according to her.
[flashback to Barney and Nora at laser tag:]
Nora: Oh, my God, this was so much fun. We have to do this again.
Barney: We do, we have to. You want to grab a drink right now?
Nora: No, I'm kind of tired. But, this is my number. Give me a call.
Barney: Absolutely.
[present:]
Robin: How is that a disaster?
Barney: She didn't want to get drinks. And as soon as a girl says she doesn't want to get drinks, well...
[flashback:]
Barney: You want to grab a drink right now?
Nora: No, I'm kind of tired. [Barney drowns Nora out]
Barney: Absolutely.
[present:]
Barney: It's a shame, too. She was a really great laser tag partner. She's tiny, so she's allowed to push kids.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Garbage Island’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Robin: You really are smitten.
Barney: No, I'm not. I'm Barney Stinson. I don't get smitten, I smite!
Robin: You are totally smitten, but you're scared of being in a relationship.
Barney: No, I'm not. I can't be anyone's boyfriend, Robin. If I got serious with Nora, it would be like if Mother Teresa focused all her attention on one really hot orphan. With great penis comes great responsibility.
Quote from Robin
Marshall: Garbage Island. You haven't heard of Garbage Island? It's an island... made of garbage! It's in the Pacific Ocean. It's twice the size of Texas!
Robin: In other words, one-eighth the size of Canada. So...
Quote from Barney
Lily: No, it's more than that. It's like, all the stuff he used to love, he suddenly has no interest in anymore.
Barney: Oh. Ha-wink.
Lily: Excuse me?
Barney: Lily, in my travels, I've developed a finely calibrated sense of how long it's been since... How do I not put this delicately? A girl's been porked. And, boo, you've been pork-free so long, you're practically kosher.
Lily: It's been a while.
Barney: Five weeks, three days by my estimation.
Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried. They're pretty strict with backgrounds.