Marshall Quote #746
Quote from Marshall in Canning Randy
Marshall: Arthur, I'm here because I made a mistake. I fired Randy yesterday.
Arthur: That was a mistake. You should have fired him a year ago.
Marshall: No, sir, that is what's wrong with this company. How can we say "GNB Cares," and then turn around and treat someone like that? Sure, he made a few mistakes, but everybody makes mistakes. Like Tugboat here. I bet you he's made some mistakes. And you didn't fire Tugboat, did you?
Arthur: No, I got him fixed, and he calmed down.
Marshall: Exactly... kind of. Randy doesn't need to be fired. He needs to be fixed.
Arthur: We do some pretty bad things around here, but I...
Marshall: Sir, I'm saying instead of getting rid of someone when they screw up, we should... We should help them. We should nurture them.
Arthur: I changed the ice pack on his crotch every hour for three days. If you want to un-fire Randy, I support you, because to come in here and say what you just said, you've got a couple things that Tugboat doesn't.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Canning Randy’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: Robin, who'd you sleep with?
Robin: I told you, Randy. He was a machine.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Quote from Ted
Ted: And so, due to one architectural oversight, the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906 claimed the lives of 75 people. [dressed as a hotdog] Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll, but happy Halloween, ya crazies!
Scotty: Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later?
Ted: Nah, I got a thing. But you kids have fun trick or treating.
Betty: This is our treat. You're the coolest, Professor Mosby.
Ted: Well, hot dog.
[later, at a Halloween party:]
Lily: Did it hurt?
Ted: What?
Lily: Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass.
Ted: It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily, it's her heart. My class loves me. I'm really making an impression on those guys.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Man, I love the office Halloween party. It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party. Though not as freaky as the office President's Day Rave. Or the office Tu B'Shvat Pajama Jammy-Jam.