Barney Quote #1242
Quote from Barney in Unfinished
Future Ted: [v.o.] And I thought that was the end of the story. But then that night...
Ted: I'm telling you, no architect would ever design a giant exposed vent right over a Death Star's core reactor. That's Space Architecture 101. It had to be the contractor. Barney, back me up. [silence] Barney. Dude, this is important.
Barney: I need another drink. Marshall, you want anything?
Marshall: Uh, no, I'm fine.
[Barney walks over to the bar]
Ted: Okay, I get that he's mad at me for turning down the job, but acting like I'm not even here?
Marshall: Wait, you turned down the job? When?
Ted: This morning.
Marshall: That's so weird. Just, like, an hour ago, when we were leaving work...
[flashback to Marshall joining Barney in his office:]
Marshall: So, you still think Ted's gonna take the job?
Barney: Please. I'll get the yes. Barney Stinson always gets the yes.
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Quote from Lily
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Robin: Excuse me?
Lily: When I was a kid, I had a dog named Bean. Whenever he made the face that you're making right now, you just knew he pooped somewhere in the house. Where's the poop, Robin?
Robin: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Robin: There's no poop.
Lily: Where's the poop?
Quote from Lily
Robin: Hey, guys.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Robin: How do you do that? You are like a bomb-sniffing dog, except with poop. You are a poop-sniffing dog.
Marshall: I think that's just called a dog.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Oh. Wow. Back already. How was flying solo? And by "solo," I mean so low that you got shot down.
Barney: Look, I didn't get shot down. Trust me, I'll get the yes. Barney Stinson always gets the yes. This is all part of the plan. After initial contact, I'm now in the ignoring phase.
Lily: Barney, why can't you just take a girl out to dinner like a normal person?
Barney: Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get the yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.