Robin Quote #485
Quote from Robin in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Lily: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's the fifth ticket for?
Barney: Uh, Robin. I know, she moved in with her boyfriend, and said she doesn't wanna hang out with us anymore. But this is Robots vs. Wrestlers. Robots vs. Wrestlers!
Marshall: Barney is right. It's impossible to say no to that.
[cut to Robin on the phone with Lily:]
Robin: No to that. I wish I could, but I have plans with Don on Saturday. He's making me Chinese.
Lily: I'll assume you're talking about food. Otherwise, I have some follow-up questions.
Robin: I'm sorry, Lily, but I gotta give this thing with Don a chance. And I can't do that if I'm out drinking with you guys every single night, especially when "you guys" includes two of my ex-boyfriends.
Lily: I understand. You're right. It's just we all really miss you.
Robin: Oh, I miss you, too. Listen, I gotta go. Talk soon. Okay. Bye. [hangs up] Sorry, New York. I had to take that.
Now, where were we? Yeah, yes, bus crash.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Robots Vs. Wrestlers’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I think I told you how earlier that year we had seen some doppelgangers of ourselves around town. There was Lesbian Robin. There was Mustache Marshall. And, of course, Stripper Lily. Well, that night, one more doppelganger surfaced. Mexican Wrestler Ted.
Quote from Marshall
Peter Bogdanovich: Which is exactly what Truffaut was talking about in his 1954 article in Cahiers du cinema. Film is an auteur's medium, full stop.
Marshall: [laughs] Movies. Right? Actors. Willem Dafoe. Funny thing about Willem Dafoe. Uh, his name kind of sounds like a frog talking to a parrot. [in deep voice] Willem. [in high-pitched voice] Dafoe! [deep] Willem. [high] Dafoe! No?
Quote from Barney
Barney: Fine, you guys can have a baby, but only under these conditions. One, you promise to always love me more than the baby. Two, once a month I get to use the baby to pick up chicks. Three, that may involve the baby falling from a two-story window and me heroically catching it. Four, no breast-feeding in front of me. Five, forget about four. You can whip them out whenever you want.