Ted Quote #801
Quote from Ted in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Ted: I understand how you feel, Barney. Friendships are important. In fact, Emerson wrote a great poem entitled "Friendship". You guys are gonna love this. "A ruddy drop of manly blood The surging sea outweighs"
[as Barney makes fart noises, Lily and Marshall laugh]
Future Ted: [v.o.] That's how it had always been for me with the gang. Any time I tried to get a little high-minded...
[flashback to Ted with the gang in the apartment:]
Ted: You guys, you gotta try this Syrah. Hints of creme de cassis, red berries, toasty oak...
[As Robin makes fart noises, everybody else laughs]
[flashback to Ted in the kitchen with Marshall and Lily:]
Ted: Hmm. Five letters, blank baritone. Of course. "Lyric" baritone, which is actually higher than a dramatic baritone. You know, there's a telling moment in the second act of La Boheme...
[As Lily makes a fart noise, Marshall laughs]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Robots Vs. Wrestlers’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I think I told you how earlier that year we had seen some doppelgangers of ourselves around town. There was Lesbian Robin. There was Mustache Marshall. And, of course, Stripper Lily. Well, that night, one more doppelganger surfaced. Mexican Wrestler Ted.
Quote from Marshall
Peter Bogdanovich: Which is exactly what Truffaut was talking about in his 1954 article in Cahiers du cinema. Film is an auteur's medium, full stop.
Marshall: [laughs] Movies. Right? Actors. Willem Dafoe. Funny thing about Willem Dafoe. Uh, his name kind of sounds like a frog talking to a parrot. [in deep voice] Willem. [in high-pitched voice] Dafoe! [deep] Willem. [high] Dafoe! No?
Quote from Barney
Barney: Fine, you guys can have a baby, but only under these conditions. One, you promise to always love me more than the baby. Two, once a month I get to use the baby to pick up chicks. Three, that may involve the baby falling from a two-story window and me heroically catching it. Four, no breast-feeding in front of me. Five, forget about four. You can whip them out whenever you want.