Ted Quote #770
Quote from Ted in Say Cheese
Lily: Hey, look at this one. This is the first picture the three of us ever took together.
Marshall: That's right. It was.
Ted: Hey, you remember how it happened?
[flashback to Ted and Marshall being photographed in their college dorm:]
Man: Okay, ready?
Ted: Wait, wait, wait. What pose should we do? Buddy cop picture?
Marshall: Oh, no, no. What about an '80s sitcom about two roommates who never agree on anything?
Ted: Mmm-hmm.
Man: Nice. Okay, one, two...
Lily: [knocks on door] Hi, Marshall. Ready for the movie?
Marshall: Um, yeah. Just a second, though, okay? We're about to make history. We're about to take our first ever roommate picture.
Ted: Yeah. Hey, why don't you get in the picture, too?
Lily: Really?
Ted: Yeah.
Marshall: Wait. What are you doing, Ted? What if we break up?
Ted: What if you don't?
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Chip and dip, Barney?
Barney: Sure.
Robin: A-ha! [camera clicks] Got it! A bad picture.
Barney: Is it, though?
Robin: No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where's the chip?
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don't know why. Ask God. [kisses his fingers and raises them to the heavens]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Oh, whoopsie, hey, I dropped my phone. You mind picking it up for me?
Barney: Oh, sure.
Robin: Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! Got it!
Barney: Did you, though?
Robin: What? How do you do that? You weren't even standing up.
Barney: The camera loves me, Robin. More than loves me. The camera lusts after me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do all the work, while I just lie there with my eyes closed. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.