Lily Quote #429
Quote from Lily in Say Cheese
Lily: Thank you, honey. I'm gonna get some great shots of our little group with this.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, kids, you've seen your Aunt Lily's photo albums: Leather bound, acid-free paper, adorable handwritten captions. And most importantly, the group shot. Cute photo, right, kids? But what you don't see is what happened 10 seconds before this picture was taken.
[flashback to 10 seconds before a Fourth of July picture was taken:]
Lily: Okay, I wanna get the perfect group shot. Marshall, sit between Robin and Barney.
Robin: What, why?
Lily: Oh, you know, light, color balance, aperture. You're just saying camera words. Wait. You don't want Barney and me to look like a couple in this picture, do you?
Lily: Of course I don't! You two aren't gonna last. I'm going for timeless here.
Barney: How dare you!
Robin: That is so rude!
Barney: It's true.
Robin: Totally true. We're running on fumes here. But still rude.
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Chip and dip, Barney?
Barney: Sure.
Robin: A-ha! [camera clicks] Got it! A bad picture.
Barney: Is it, though?
Robin: No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where's the chip?
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don't know why. Ask God. [kisses his fingers and raises them to the heavens]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Oh, whoopsie, hey, I dropped my phone. You mind picking it up for me?
Barney: Oh, sure.
Robin: Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! Got it!
Barney: Did you, though?
Robin: What? How do you do that? You weren't even standing up.
Barney: The camera loves me, Robin. More than loves me. The camera lusts after me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do all the work, while I just lie there with my eyes closed. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.