Ted Quote #702
Quote from Ted in The Window
[Ted runs out of the apartment, reaches the stoop of the building. Lily is coming in the other direction. A group of tourists block their path.]
Ted: Lily, the window is open.
Lily: Make a hole, people. Run, Ted, run!
[Ted runs down the street]
Maggie: Ted?
Ted: Hey, Maggie. [out of breath] I was just... you know... How are you?
Maggie: I'm fine, I guess. Actually, no, I'm not fine. I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Ted: Oh. Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that. You want to hang out tonight?
Maggie: Sure.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Window’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: No one... I mean no one... could get laid wearing these. [laughs] Challenge accepted. I, Barney Stinson, being of sound mind and amazing body, will wear these overalls until I have sex with a woman. [runs off]
Robin: I actually dated that guy.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [answers phone] Hello.
Mrs. Douglas: Hello, Ted Mosby?
Ted: Yep.
Mrs. Douglas: The window is open.
Ted: What?
Mrs. Douglas: The window is open.
Ted: [to Marshall and Robin] The window is open.
Marshall: What are you waiting for? Run, Ted, run!
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: [writing] "Dear 60-year-old Marshall. You should be working somewhere that's making the world a better place, or at least trying to. No pressure, dude. I mean, sir. Also, if time travel is possible, maybe you could give me a little sign on Tuesday, December 8th at... 8:29 p.m."
[Marshall waits]
Lily: So, someone sent back these chicken wings, because they were too hot. And I'm like, "Too hot? Are you crazy?" So, free wings.
Marshall: [writes] "Old Man Marshall, as long as you're still married to Lily, you're doing just fine."
Wendy: Sir, this is on us. Sorry the wings were so hot.
Elderly Marshall: No, dear. It wasn't that they were too hot. It's just that I had wings earlier. Much earlier.