Robin Quote #369
Quote from Robin in Mosbius Designs
Ted: Robin, you cannot sleep with my assistant. I'm trying to run a business here. How did this even happen?
Robin: Well, at lunch, when you go on your wisdom walks, it gives me and PJ some time alone together.
[flashback to Ted about to leave the apartment:]
Ted: Inspiration... do your thing.
PJ:It always does, sir. It always does.
Robin: Hey, PJ, I actually have an architectural question for you. How does Ted's ass taste?
PJ: I wouldn't know, but I assume it tastes like genius.
Robin: [sighs] Why is the bathroom locked?
PJ: Visitors need to sign in for the bathroom key.
Robin: Listen, Peej, and I want you to think this over real good before you answer. Are you telling me that I can't go to the bathroom in my apartment?
PJ: No, I am telling you that you need to ask permission to use the bathroom in my office.
Robin: Why is that so hot? [kisses PJ]
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, hey. If Ted says that PJ is important to the company, then PJ is not going anywhere.
Ted: See? He's very valuable.
Barney: Well, whoa. PJ's a guy? PJ's not some hot chick you're banging?
Ted: No, I'm mentoring him.
Barney: Oh, mentoring. I mentored a young fellow once. Even made him my wingman. Then, one day, he hired an assistant to work ten feet from his bedroom who... get this... isn't a hot chick, proving he never listened to a word I said. And do you know that young man's name?
Ted: Ted Mosby?
Barney: Maybe. I don't remember. Because he is dead to me! PJ's gonna be getting a very confusing card in the mail, along with a garment that he should by no means wear for three days and then mail back to me.
Quote from Ted
Robin: Hey, you okay?
Ted: What if I don't think of the books?
Robin: Excuse me?
Ted: There's this famous architecture story about an architect who designed this library. It was perfect. But every year, the whole thing would sink a couple inches into the ground. Eventually, the building was condemned. He forgot to account for the weight of the books. This company... it's just me. What if I don't think of the books?
Robin: Okay. First of all, nobody goes to libraries anymore, so who cares about that guy? Secondly, you need to get on the phone and start calling clients.
Ted: The longer I put off starting my own firm, the longer it can remain a dream and not something I screwed up at. It's like I'm giving up before I even started.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey. You hear there's gonna be more layoffs?
Marshall: I know. I'm freaking out. Are you worried?
Barney: Are you kidding? The things I know about this company. I won't ever be fired. I mean, there's a pretty good chance one day I'll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth, but I won't be fired.