Ted Quote #568
Quote from Ted in Sorry, Bro
Marshall: So what happened with Karen?
Lily: No, I'll finish it for you. Ted left without saying anything and Karen got exactly what she wanted.
Ted: Nuh-uh. Not this time.
[flashback to Ted getting dressed in Karen's bedroom:]
Ted: You have a boyfriend?
Karen: We've been drifting apart for a long time. I've been meaning to break up with him.
Ted: God, Karen, you are unbelievable. You don't have the guts to break up with someone like a decent human being, so instead you pull this crap.
Karen: Okay, you're right. I'm great with books. I'm great with art. I'm great with identifying French wines from within a mile of where the grapes are grown. But... I'm really bad when it comes to looking someone in the eye and telling them the truth about how I feel.
Ted: Well, we're both bad at that. But... I think we both need to change. So, why don't I go first? Karen, you're a really hurtful and reckless person, and I never want to see you or speak to you again. Au revoir.
Karen: Ted, wait. Actually, "au revoir" means "until we see each other again". So, I'm assuming that you mean we will in fact see each other again?
Ted: [sniffs] Sorry, bro.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Sorry, Bro’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, sure it's fun to look back at a time when you were a fresh-faced farm girl with a virgin's glow. But all that stuff, Ohio, Karen, college? All that was B.S. Before Stinson. Now, your life is awesome! I mean, yeah, you still live with your ex-girlfriend which is ridiculous. Your Laser Tag chops are almost nonexistent. And your wardrobe! It's like, what? Are you allergic to quality fabrics? Seriously Ted, shape up! What were we talking about?
Quote from Marshall
Ted: So Karen in New York, weird, right?
Lily: Ted, you cannot get back together with Karen.
Ted: I never said I was going to get back together with her. But I was thinking she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall: No, Ted. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, it would be the fourth worst thing. Number 1, super volcano. Number 2, an asteroid hits the Earth. Number 3, all footage of Evel Knievel is lost. Number 4, Ted calls Karen. Number 5, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Wait. This happen in our apartment? Where was I?
Ted: You know, those sleeping pills you're taking to keep on your crazy new schedule? I think they're stronger than you realize.
[flashback to Ted and Karen moving from the couch to his bedroom in the apartment. They pass Robin, who is passed out at the desk:]
Robin: [talking in her sleep] La Fontaine gets the puck to Turgeon. Turgeon shoots. Glove save!