Barney Quote #835
Quote from Barney in The Possimpible
Barney: Ah! Ah! Lottery Girl's on.
Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
Barney: Check it out. I make it fun. I invented a little game.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Tonight's Lotto numbers are... Nineteen...
Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he'd get you in Vogue magazine.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Fifty-three...
Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue magazine.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Twenty-two...
Barney: Age you claim you are.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Thirty-one...
Barney: Age you actually are.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Forty-five...
Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress, and into my Jacuzzi.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] And the Super Big Ball is...
Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What up?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Possimpible’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[on Barney's resume tape:]
Barney: All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: [Barney in a British accent] To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that... to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible.
[in the room:]
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision... "Visiativity."
[on tape:]
Barney: If I can leave you with one thought, it's this. Nothing... and everything... is possimpible.
Quote from Robin
Lily: You didn't let those reporter bitches psych you out, did you?
[flashback to Robin's audition:]
Robin: ...and the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress by the end of the month. From all of us here at News Ten, have a good evening. ... So, good night, New York. And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lit with dreams... also.
[present:]
Ted: Wow, that's terrible. And bad... Also.
Robin: I wasn't done.
[flashback:]
Robin: Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling. Wear a condom.
[present:]
Marshall: Wear a condom?
Robin: I'm not gonna be the new Channel Ten anchor, am I?
Barney: This just in, no.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Mine is: "From all of us here at Barney's apartment, get out."