Barney Quote #789
Quote from Barney in The Naked Man
Ted: Hold on, Mitch, Mitch, I have to thank you. We all tried The Naked Man tonight.
Marshall: Ooh. We should see how Barney did.
Christina: [answers Barney's cell phone] Hello?
Marshall: Hi, is Barney there?
Christina: No.
[flashback to earlier in the evening as Barney stands naked before Christina:]
Christina: Oh, my God! What's the matter with you?! Get out!
Barney: I just have to grab my suit. It's very expensive. The tie alone...
Christina: Get out of here right now! Get out! You sick son of a bitch!
Barney: Call me. [Barney ducks as Christina throws a glass at the door]
[present:]
Christina: And if I see him again, I'm calling the cops. [throws Barney's cell phone in the toilet.
[at MacLaren's:]
Mitch: Two out of three times.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Naked Man’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
Mitch: This is my move. It's called, "The Naked Man."
Ted: "The Naked Man"?
Mitch: Goes like this: You're on a first date, you've had a few drinks, you make an excuse to go up to the girl's apartment.
[flashback:]
Robin: So, the bathroom's right there. [cellphone rings] You know what, I'm going to grab this.
Mitch: [v.o.] Then, once she leaves the room, you strip down naked and wait. When she comes back, she laughs. She's so charmed by your confidence and bravado, she sleeps with you. Boom!
[present:]
Ted: There is no way that works!
Mitch: Two out of three times.
Ted: Two out of three times?
Mitch: Two out of three times.
Quote from Barney
Barney: The Naked Man works! This is going to revolutionize the one-night stand! This is like the forward pass in football. The slam dunk in basketball. The haircutting technique where they hold it between their fingers and cut right above it. It's a total game changer!
Lily: Barney, this guy slept with Robin, who you claim to be in love with. How can you be excited about this?
Barney: Lily, the Naked Man is bigger than me and Robin. All these years, I have been busting my hump, with my secret identities and my tricks and my gadgets. I mean, I'm like Batman. But this Mitch fellow, he's Superman. He just rips off his clothes and he's good to go.
Lily: What kind of gadgets are we talking about?
Quote from Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] But one of the craziest things I ever walked in on happened when I was roommates
with your Aunt Robin.
Mitch: [completely naked on the couch] Hey.
Ted: Hey. Who are you?!
Mitch: Mitch.
Ted: What you doing, Mitch?
Mitch: You must be the roommate. I'm on a date with Robin. She had to step outside to take a call. I guess her cell phone doesn't work in here.
Ted: Oh. Oh. Oh. Robin... didn't use the super secret signal. We put this old takeout menu on the doorknob. Place went out of business. Mr. Wang's... Guess I don't have to explain why that's funny. I'm going to go. Um, when you leave, take the seat cushion with you. That's trash now.