Barney Quote #780
Barney: Hey, we fired Sven.
Ted: What?
Barney: Yeah, those guys were idiots. I mean, sure, they had some cool ideas, some really cool ideas. Actually,
I wonder if it's not too late to... No! The point is, you got the job.
Ted: Really?
Barney: Yeah, the search committee realized they made the wrong decision. Plus, you really mean a lot to them and they want you to be happy.
Ted: That's weird.
Barney: Look, Ted, your design was the best, and you deserve it. There's also something that you should know about why you didn't get the job in the first place. You see, Ted...
Marshall: It was Bilson. Yeah, yeah. Bilson just wanted to have an office in a dinosaur head, but Barney convinced him that it was really, really stupid.
Barney: Well, you know.
Ted: Thank you, Barney.
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Ted: Swedish architecture "collective".
Robin: Lame.
Lily: Pretentious.
Ted: "We're not a company. We're a collective."
Barney: I know. [French accent] "We are Swedish. We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower."
Marshall: Dude, Sweden's not France. You know that, right?
Barney: Oh, it's France.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] What's a Woo Girl? Let me explain. A Woo Girl is a type of young woman, who, like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will, gets her name from the signature sound she makes. Now, a woo can be elicited in many different ways. From a certain song coming on the jukebox, to half-priced shots, from a ride on a mechanical bull, to, well, pretty much anything.
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[flashback to Barney and Marshall at work:]
Barney: Marshall, the conference call's about to start.
Marshall: I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go.
[later, on the roof of the building:]
Barney: [v.o.] And then we go up to the roof of the building... and drink beer.
Marshall: This is awesome. Drinking at work.
Barney: We're basically Mad Men.
Marshall: We are! We're such Mad Men!
Barney: I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.
Marshall: That's totally what they would do on that show.
Barney: What show?