Ted Quote #404
Quote from Ted in Ten Sessions
Stella: I am so sorry that I am late. I have, like, two minutes for lunch everyday.
Ted: It's crazy. Yeah, I understand. I was just, uh, checking out the old bookshelf here. I see you've read The Power of Me. It's funny...
Stella: What? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, I would never read that piece of crap. Some patient left it here.
Ted: Oh, thank God. [chuckles] I couldn't agree more. That's total crap. I see people reading that on the subway and I just want to shout, "Get a life, people!"
Abby: [enters] Ted, I found your book.
Ted: What?
Abby: Your book The Power of Me. I think you accidentally dropped it in the garbage.
Ted: What? No, that's... That's not mine. I've never seen that before in my life.
Abby: No, you were reading it in the lobby.
Ted: What... No, you have me confused with someone else.
Abby: No, no, look right here. "From the personal library of Ted Mosby." That's you.
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Quote from Ranjit
Ted: How we doing on time? Taxi!
Stella: We got a little time.
Ted: Okay. Do you want to walk it?
Stella: Why not?
Ranjit: Hello! [Ted taps the roof of the taxi] Good-bye!
Quote from Ted
Barney: [laughs hysterically]
Ted: Why? Just why?
Barney: You don't remember?
[flashback to one year earlier:]
Barney: I'll bet anyone ten bucks I can get Ted to grow a mustache.
Ted: Uh... okay.
[present:]
Ted: You sabotaged my next to last chance with Stella for ten dollars?
Barney: [laughing] I know. I would've done it for free. [seriously] But, no. You owe me ten bucks.
Quote from Ted
Stella: Ah, the butterfly tramp stamp. My bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze. Unless it's a gang tattoo, in which case, I think it's time to find a new gang.
Ted: No, I just thought it would be cool to get a caterpillar tattoo, and then a few weeks went by, and all of a sudden...