Ted Quote #362
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Future Ted: [v.o.] Three years later, I ran in to Cathy and she was doing well.
Cathy: Ted?! Oh, my God, I haven't seen you in so long! How long has it been? Three years? No, four. No, three, 'cause I went blonde and then I went back 'cause I was having too much fun. You know, it's true what they say: blondes have more fun. Oh, my God, I'm being so rude. Ted, this is my fiancé. Yes, I'm engaged. Ted, this is Daniel. [Cathy uses sign language] Daniel, this is Ted. [Daniel understands and offers his hand for Ted to shake]
Ted: [signs] Great, great, nice to meet you. You guys seem perfect for each other.
Cathy: Oh, my God. I know, right? Totally, it was like love at first sight. Hey, we should go out sometime. Are you seeing anyone? Because we could double-date. That...? No, it's not weird. We can go have brunch out the street. I know this place. Do you guys like popovers?
[Ted signs "She sure can talk a lot, huh?" to Daniel]
Cathy: Because I love popovers. They're like croissants, but they're a little bit less flaky and they're kind of round. Hey, they have strawberry jam.
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Quote from Ted
Lily: This is all Ted's fault. Oh, like he's so perfect, Mr. Corrector.
Robin: What do you mean?
Lily: Oh, come on. You dated the guy for a year and you never noticed that most of what Ted says is correcting you.
[flashback:]
Robin: Hey, can you hand me a Kleenex?
Ted: Actually, Kleenex is a brand. This is a facial tissue.
[another flashback:]
Robin: Oh, my God, is Frankenstein gonna kill that little girl?
Ted: Uh, Dr. Frankenstein isn't in this scene. That's Frankenstein's monster.
[another flashback:]
Robin: That literally blew my mind.
Ted: Figuratively.
Quote from Ted
Future Ted: [v.o] Kids, the early bloom of a romance is a wonderful thing. You meet someone, you have a connection, and that person becomes sheer perfection in your eyes. You just can't find anything wrong with them. And you can't wait to tell the world about it.
Barney: She convinced you to go jogging? Wow, you really want to get in this girl's pants.
Ted: I'm telling you, you guys are gonna love her. Lily, she knows all about art. Marshall, she's open to the existence of UFOs. Barney, she's hot. Robin, she's not hotter than you.
Barney: Like her already.
Lily: Great.
Robin: How not hotter?
Quote from Future Ted
Marshall: All right, guys, guys, guys. I'm a lawyer.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And just like that we stopped fighting and celebrated Marshall's success. You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you, it's hard to ignore them.
Marshall: [singing] I'm a lawyer now 'cause I passed the bar I'm imposing Marshall law on this champagne.
Robin: Oh my God, are you literally on cloud nine right now?
Lily: Baby, you never have to take the bar again. [chews loudly]
Ted: Actually, if he practices law in another state, he will have to, but New York, man! It's a great state to practice law in!
Barney: [high-pitched voice] Lawsuit up!
Future Ted: [v.o.] But if you love them enough, those bad habits are easy to forget.