Ted Quote #350
Quote from Ted in Dowisetrepla
Ted: And then Marshall tried to storm out, but Lily went for the Hail Mary Pass. Which would mean... [Ted finds a bra under a pillow on the sofa].
Barney: What do you think, make-up sex?
Ted: No, there'd be a bigger mess. Tempted as he was, Marshall was still too upset. [v.o.] He had to get out of here, any way he could. He choose the door slamming it behind him.
Robin: Which Is why this picture is crooked.
Ted: Nice catch, Robin.
Barney: I'll just, uh, take this down to the lab. [Barney grabs the bra, but Robin snatches it away from him]
Ted: Now all we need is a motive. The million dollar question what were they fighting about?
Robin: I know what they've been fighting...
Ted: Bup, bup, bup, bup... There's only one possible conclusion. Lily and Marshall are fighting about peanut butter.
Barney: Ah!
Ted: Lily left the lid off... [Ted put dark sunglasses] and Marshall blew his.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Dowisetrepla’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Oh, what a horrible smell.
Marshall: It reeks!
Cab Driver: Oh, that's just the plant. Don't worry, they shut it down on the weekends.
Lily: Wh- What plant? What are you talking about?
Cab Driver: Don't you know? Baby, this whole neighborhood is downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
Marshall: Wait... What did you just say?
Cab Driver: I said, we're downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
[Titles: "downwind of the sewage treatment plant" -> "DOwnWInd of the SEwage TReatment PLant" -> "dowisetrepla"]
Marshall & Lily: Uh-oh.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Oh, my God, Lily, have you seen this kitchen?
Lily: I know. It's... Isn't it amazing? I love it so...
Robin: What the hell are you doing? You can't buy this place. Lily, you have a debt of the size of Mount Waddington!
Lily: Waddington?
Robin: It's the tallest mountain in Canada. It's like 4,000 meters high.
Lily: Meters?
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, everybody make mistakes. Take this girl Meg for instance. She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.
Meg: Yeah I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues! That whole relationships, that 3 weeks of my life I'll never get back.
Barney: Well, I love commitment. I wish I could marry commitment.