Barney Quote #514
Quote from Barney in Dowisetrepla
Robin: Okay, let me get this straight. You just snuck this girl into some stranger's apartment?
Barney: Yeah, we spent the night.
[flashback to Barney and the woman in the Dowisetrepla apartment the morning after:[
Barney: Hey, look at you.
Woman: I'm wearing your bathrobe. I hope you don't mind.
Barney: The only thing missing from that bathrobe are your initials.
Woman: My mom's gonna be in town next week. It's okay if she stays with us?
Barney: Only if she sleeps in the bed and I sleep on the couch.
Woman: You're so sweet.
Barney: I love you. There, I said it and I'm not taking it back.
Woman: Oh, my god! I love you too. I'm finally not the first one to say it!
Barney: How about you get in the shower, and I will make us some waffles.
[Barney kisses the woman. She goes into the bathroom and Barney leaves]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Dowisetrepla’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Oh, what a horrible smell.
Marshall: It reeks!
Cab Driver: Oh, that's just the plant. Don't worry, they shut it down on the weekends.
Lily: Wh- What plant? What are you talking about?
Cab Driver: Don't you know? Baby, this whole neighborhood is downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
Marshall: Wait... What did you just say?
Cab Driver: I said, we're downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
[Titles: "downwind of the sewage treatment plant" -> "DOwnWInd of the SEwage TReatment PLant" -> "dowisetrepla"]
Marshall & Lily: Uh-oh.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Oh, my God, Lily, have you seen this kitchen?
Lily: I know. It's... Isn't it amazing? I love it so...
Robin: What the hell are you doing? You can't buy this place. Lily, you have a debt of the size of Mount Waddington!
Lily: Waddington?
Robin: It's the tallest mountain in Canada. It's like 4,000 meters high.
Lily: Meters?
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, everybody make mistakes. Take this girl Meg for instance. She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.
Meg: Yeah I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues! That whole relationships, that 3 weeks of my life I'll never get back.
Barney: Well, I love commitment. I wish I could marry commitment.