Ted Quote #296
Quote from Ted in Something Blue
[flashback to the restaurant:]
Robin: Wow. That was hilarious. I was like, what? Anyway.
Ted: What the hell was that?
Robin: What the hell was what?
Ted: That reaction?
Robin: I thought you were proposing to me.
Ted: Really? Because it sounded like you thought I was trying to set you on fire.
Robin: Ted, you know how I feel about marriage.
Ted: Now more than ever.
Robin: I'm sorry, were you planning on proposing tonight?
Ted: No.
Robin: Then why is this an issue?
Ted: Because even though you don't want to get married, I'd like to think the fact that we've been together for a year, and that we love each other might get me a gentler reaction than, "No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ted, you cannot do this to me. No. No, no, no."
Robin: Okay, you're right, I just... freaked out. I don't know why. I'm sorry. Can we please just let it go?
Ted: No.
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Quote from Ranjit
Marshall: This is by far the drunkest I've ever seen you. Uh, driver.
Ranjit: Hello!
Marshall: Ranjit! Hey, can we make a stop before we head back to the hotel?
Ranjit: You do not have to stop. You can be together as man and wife right back there, and because we are friend I will not watch.
Quote from Ted
Barney: Oh, my God. You guys broke up. You guys broke up. I can't believe it.
Ted: Barney, story's not over.
[flashback to the restaurant:]
Robin: Can we please not talk about this here. Can we go home?
Ted: Yeah, of course. Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry about this. Can we actually...
Waiter: Oh, my God, it's you.
Ted: Wha... What?
Waiter: You're the son of a bitch who stole our blue French horn.
Ted: Run!
Quote from Marshall
D.J.: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever Mr. and Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin.
Lily: Does it make you kind of sad that we don't share the same last name?
Marshall: You know, in a totally evolved 21st-century kind of way yeah, a little.
Lily: You know what we should do? We should come up with a whole new last name.
Marshall: Oh, that's easy. Lily and Marshall Skywalker.
Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.
Marshall: I got it. You ready? You ready?
Lily: Yeah.
Marshall: Lily and Marshall Awesome. Have you met the Awesomes? Marshall, Lily, their son, Totally and their daughter, Freakin'?
Lily: I love you, Mr. Awesome.
Marshall: I love you, Mrs. Awesome.