Marshall Quote #200
Quote from Marshall in Columns
Marshall: [enters] No! No, this is not right!
Barney: We had a deal!
Marshall: Well, I'm going back on the deal. Barney, get out!
Barney: You...! [exits]
Marshall: It's over! [loudly] Lily, I can't let you go through with this! [quietly] I found a castle we can stay in, but it's an extra two grand. [loudly] It's just not right! [quietly] It's beautiful and they say it's haunted. [loudly] I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money! [quietly] I totally think we can get some more money out of him. [loudly] I'm never letting my fiancee, ever...! [opens door] Oh, you're still here?
Barney: Before you say anything, I'll give you an extra five grand.
Marshall: We accept.
Barney: You people are so easy to control. [laughs] Dance for me, puppets, dance.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Columns’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Paint me.
Lily: Okay, I don't get this. You've been making fun of that painting all this time and now you want me to paint you?
Barney: We knew we could torture Marshall because he has shame. I do not. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there's a second awesome gland. True story.
Lily: Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting.
Barney: [laughs] Yeah.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Oh, my God. This is awesome times awesome. It's awesome squared.
Quote from Barney
Lily: Okay, let's get this over with.
Barney: Hey, hey! I don't want you phoning this in. This painting could, someday, become a serious work of art. I mean, you have been blessed with an amazing gift.
Lily: Thank you.
Barney: I meant me. Now, I like how you captured Marshall's essence. Goofy and unburdened, with wit. But me, I want something more regal. Something my progeny could look at and say, "There's stands Barnabus Stinson." He was wise... [picks up sword] and strong.
Lily: I don't think your sword will fit.
Barney: I get that a lot.