Lily Quote #101
Future Ted: [v.o.] This was only the second time Marshall and Lily had seen each other since breaking up, but to their credit, it wasn't that awkward.
Marshall: Actually, we're cool. We just divided up CDs. It was all very civil. I'm proud of us. We're, we're good.
Virginia Mosby: Well, we were all going to go to Casa a Pezzi at 8:00. Lily, would you like to join us?
Lily: [looks at Marshall] Um...
Marshall: What?
Lily: Well, I- I don't want to go if it would make you uncomfortable.
Marshall: Why would it?
Lily: Well, I mean, yeah, we're... We're good, but you got to admit there's that stuff between us.
Marshall: Um, not for me. Now it's just like we're friends. It's like we're brother and sister.
Lily: "Brother and sister"?! Okay. Fine, yeah, I'll see you at the restaurant, bro.
Future Ted: See? Not awkward at all.
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