Future Ted: [v.o.] And so, to fit in with the gorillas, Marshall had to learn to act like a gorilla, and that meant gorilla lessons.
Barney: Okay, I'm psyched about this. But if I'm going to mentor you, I need to know you're psyched about this, too.
Marshall: Oh, I am. I'm, I'm psyched.
Barney: Yeah, but it's one thing to say it, it's another thing to show it. Show it. [Barney stands up and raises his hand for a high-five]
Marshall: I'm psyched! [high fives Barney]
Barney: What was that? Marshall, I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Marshall: Wow, that was really specific.
Barney: Show me you're psyched! [Marshall high fives Barney] Let's do this! Ow! That hurt!
Marshall: So badly.