Ted Quote #43
Quote from Ted in Matchmaker
Ted: Hi.
Sarah: Hi, I'm Dr. O'Brien.
Ted: I'm Architect Mosby. Sorry I just wanted to say my job too. [Sarah laughs] Hi, I'm Ted.
Sarah: So, what are we doing today?
Ted: I have a kind of mole on my back. It's probably nothing but I'm a cautious guy.
Sarah: I'm exactly the same.
Ted: [singing] Summer breeze makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Sarah: [joins in singing] Blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Ted: Sorry about that, Summer Breeze is my guilty pleasure song. Oh, it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it this weekend at brunch.
Sarah: I love brunch.
Ted: It's the best, as long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phoneys.
Sarah: I like the way you think, Architect Mosby.
Ted: Hey, this may sound weird but it'll definitely sound more weird once my shirt's off so I'm gonna ask you now. Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?
Sarah: Oh, that's very sweet, but I'm actually getting married on Saturday.
Ted: Friday night?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Matchmaker’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Quote from Ted
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.
Quote from Barney
Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.