‘Okay Awesome’
Season 1, Episode 5 - Aired October 17, 2005
Robin manages to get Ted and Barney into a hip new club, while Lily and Marshall try to spend a classy evening at home.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, bring your coat, we're leaving.
Ted: What? What happened to that, uh, cutlet you were grinding with?
Barney: That was my cousin, Leslie.
Ted: [laughs] What?!
Barney: No, no, no. We are not laughing about this, Ted. This is not going to be some funny story that we'll be telling in a couple months. It's not gonna be like, "Hey, remember that time when you were grinding with..." No! And you know why? Because, italics, this night did not happen. And you promise me that you will never, ever, ever tell another soul what transpired here tonight. You promise. Promise.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Alright, well, have fun at your little disco, guys.
Barney: What the hell happened to these two?
Lily: Marshall and I are just growing up.
Marshall: Yeah, it's going to be sweet, too. Like tonight we're tasting all these different wines, pairing them up with these cool gourmet cheeses.
Barney: Wow, who knew being committed in a heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay.