‘Home Wreckers’
Season 5, Episode 20 - Aired April 19, 2010
Ted reacts badly to his mother marrying Clint, leading Ted to impulsively decide to buy his "dream house".
Quote from Ted
Ted: There's... There's one last thing I got to do.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And my friends didn't see me for the next 72 hours.
Robin: He was our ride.
Quote from Marshall
Ted: How'd you know I was gonna be up here today?
Marshall: Robin told me. Happy house-warming.
Ted: But I told you last time I saw you, I'm selling the place.
Marshall: I know what you said. I also know my best friend, Ted Mosby. Look, all the times over the years
when I've said to you, "Slow down, don't rush into things with this girl," you haven't listened to me a single damn time. Your heart is both drunk and a kid.
Ted: Thanks for sticking up for me, man.
Marshall: That's what I do.