Marshall: Ted, Ted, you gotta get mad right now. Come on. Dig deep.
Ted: Dude, come on. This isn't about me waving my arms, stamping my feet, and getting really mad. This is about Stella and I finally communicating. I mean, clearly, that was...
Marshall: Stella hated Star Wars. She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true.

Ted: Oh, my God. Tony lives downtown. Home is Tony's apartment. She was gonna make me move to New Jersey, and then she moves into the city with Tony? Son of a bitch! Yargh!
Marshall: Finally. Finally, buddy.
Ted: I am so angry right now!
Marshall: I know, and I love it!
[Ted pulls the window crack off]
Marshall: Yeah, that is awesome! Sir, we'd be happy to cover the cost of that window crank. I love angry Ted!
Ted: So do I!

Ted: I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
[jump forward:]
Ted: You picked the wrong guy.
Stella: Ted.
Ted: You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy?
Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last eight years? You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy
as the one you could have had with me. Goodbye.
Stella: Ted, wait.
Ted: Look, Stella, I am not here to win you back. I am here because I need to know that you know that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
Stella: I know.
Ted: Good.
[reality:]
Ted: That's what I'm gonna say.