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Game Night

‘Game Night’

Season 1, Episode 15 -  Aired February 27, 2006

The gang share embarrassing stories after an ex-girlfriend of Barney's drops off a tape of him from 1998.

Quote from Robin

Lily: You ralphed and ran?
Marshall: I thought you were vomit-free since '93. So that was a lie?
Robin: You re-returned for me. That's really sweet. Though you kind of ruined my customized Scherbotsky doormat.


Quote from Barney

Barney: Ladies, gentlemen... Ted. This has been a wonderful evening. I got great dirt on all you guys. I got Ted to tell the re-return. I finally nailed Shannon! Told her I'd call her tomorrow. Yeah, right. And I rediscovered just how awesomely awesome my life is. Peace out, hombres!

Quote from Future Ted

Future Ted: [v.o.] We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. That those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming. Of course, not every secret was told that night. But that's getting ahead of the story.

Quote from Robin

Marshall: Victoria, "How many boyfriends did you have before you started dating Ted?"
Ted: Wait, the card actually says "Ted?"
Victoria: Okay. Uh, well, boyfriends... I guess I've only had two.
Robin: Prude alert.
Victoria: Well, that's serious boyfriends. I've dated other guys in between.
Robin: Oh, slut alert!

Quote from Ted

Barney: I don't know, I think I might need one last story to get me through it.
Ted: Fine. Um... oh! The green testicle story. So I was playing ultimate frisbee in college and there was this barefoot dude with weirdly sharp toenails...
Barney: Oh, come on, Ted!

Quote from Barney

Barney: Plus, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her.
Lily: Nope.
Barney: Yeah.
Lily: Nope.
Barney: Yeah.
Lily: Sorry. Don't buy it. You're making it up. You're just trying to cover the fact that you actually had a profound moment of doubt about yourself and... Oh, my God.
Shannon: [on phone, moaning] Oh, Barney!
Barney: Video's pretty good on this phone, huh?
Shannon: Is your phone on?
Barney: Oh, no. It just takes a while to power down.
Lily: Ew, gross. Just stop it.

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