Quote from Ted in The Broken Code
Barney: Hey, buddy, listen. The wedding doves got here early and I don't know where to put them... Ted: Say no more. The best man is on it. Barney: Thanks, Ted. [later, Ted has rows of birds in cages in his grim basement room] Ted: Poor guys. All cooped up. I guess there's no harm in letting you out for a bit, huh? [later:] Ted: They carpet-bombed my entire room. I wish I'd closed my suitcase. And my mouth.