Now, are you sure that you wouldn't feel more comfortable staying at a motel?
Ted: What? No, look. I'm not some miserable, lonely person. Tell him, Lily.
Lily: It's a tough weekend for him.
Ted: Bro.
Lily: And he used to date the bride.
Curtis: Ooh, mama.
Lily: And he's the best man.
Curtis: Devastating.
Ted: Could you please just check us in?
Curtis: Oh, your rooms aren't gonna be ready for hours. But in the meantime, Ms. Aldrin, I definitely think you and your husband should check out the lighthouse. It's a beautiful view of the bay. So romantic. [to Ted] Here's the channel guide for the TV.