Quote from Marshall in Something New
Marshall: [on the phone] So, you want me to be a judge? Man: Yes. Marshall: And I would start a week from Tuesday? Man: Yes. Marshall: Could I maybe start a year from Tuesday? Man: No. Marshall: Got to be a week from Tuesday? Man: Yes. Marshall: And I'd be a real judge? Man: Yes. Marshall: With a robe? Man: Yes. Marshall: Gavel? Man: Yes. Marshall: Wacky Southern accent? Man: No. Marshall: [in Southern accent] Now, counselor, are you absolutely sure? Man: Yes. Marshall: And I have to be in New York for this? Man: Yes. Marshall: I can't telecommute? Man: No. Marshall: I couldn't be the crazy speakerphone judge? Man: No. Marshall: Could I be a hologram? Man: No. Marshall: Animatronic robot like Abe Lincoln from the Hall of Presidents that I control from afar with a joystick? Man: No. Marshall: Do you remember the giant Jor-El head from Superman? Man: Yes. Marshall: Well, what if I...? Man: No. Marshall: Is there any way that I could do this and also spend the next year of my life in Italy with my wife? Man: No. Marshall: This is such a big decision. I'm not good at big decisions. Man: Are you sure you want to be a judge?