Quote from Ted in The Over-Correction
Marshall: Why can't we borrow your air mattress? Ted: Because when you animals borrow things, you never return them. Lily: That's ridiculous. Ted: No, my Cleveland, Ohio, Chamber of Commerce mini-cooler is ridiculous. Ridiculous at keeping stuff cold while also promoting Ohio's second-largest rubber producer. Watch your back, Akron. Lily: I totally gave that back. Ted: And what about that "Vote For Ted" hoodie from when I ran for treasurer in high school? Mrs. Gooding said my concession speech was, "full of grace." Marshall: I don't recall borrowing that.