Quote from Future Ted in The Over-Correction
[Marshall, Lily, Robin and Ted are on their phones in a four-way split-screen:] Marshall: Lily, I just saw the worst thing ever! Lily: [whispering] Kind of busy right now, Marshall. Robin: Quiet. He can hear you. Marshall: Who's "he"?! Ted: He's coming! Everyone shut up! Future Ted: [v.o.] Okay, kids, you're probably wondering how we all got here.