[flashback to 2009:]
Marshall: How about you, Ted? How's your life gonna be different in three years?
Ted: Oh, you know, the usual. Gonna meet a nice girl and get married. I mean, I know I say that every year, but... let's be honest, in 2012, I'll be 34. If it still hasn't happened for me by then, something is seriously wrong with me!
All: [laugh]
[present:]
Ted: Something is seriously wrong with me.