Quote from Ted in Desperation Day
Ted: Well, it's romantic, right? Zoey and I are getting serious on Valentine's Day. Robin: See, that just amps up the pressure even more. Boy, it's a good thing that you're sure. Ted: Who said I wasn't sure? I'm glad we're in a serious relationship. Right away. And if I screw this up, I'm the devil, because she's going through a divorce. But I'm not going to screw this up. So stop freaking out, Robin. Stop freaking out! Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I'm not super proud of what I did next. [Ted arrives in Minnesota] Ted: Hi! I'm here to help Marshall.