Lily: You brought an overnight bag?
Ted: You guys said I was definitely going to spend the night.
Barney: We said you were going to have sex. We didn't say, "Bring a carry-on."
Robin: So how did Zoey react?
Ted: She thought it was presumptuous and asked me to leave. It's- It's not like I brought a ton of stuff.
Robin: Were there slippers for the morning?
Ted: Not slippers, exactly. [all groan] They're called British morning socks.