Future Ted: [v.o.] As I was mustering the courage to call Zoey and tell her my true identity...
Ted: Zoey, I'm Batman. Hmm. That'd be cool.
Future Ted: The strangest thing happened.
[After a knock, Ted opens the front door to the apartment:]
Zoey: I need your help. Just to warn you. What I'm about to show you is not a hundred percent legal.
[As Zoey opens a van parked on the street outside:]
Ted: Wasn't expecting bunnies.
Zoey: I stole them, Ted. My animal rights group liberated these guys from an evil cosmetics company. And I figured, "Hey, Ted's a vet. He can check them out and make sure they're okay."
Ted: Absolutely. Just let me run up and get my bag of vet supplies.
Zoey: Okay.
Ted: [to himself] Why would I say that?