Ted: I just wanna hit that perfect middle ground.
Robin: How about we just go wildly to both extremes and just let them balance each other out? "Ted Mosby is really handsome, but extremely violent... and really rich, but lacks bladder control."
[The van swerves]
Robin: Oh, damn.
Ted: What?
Robin: That last bump just made me hit "send."
Ted: No, no.
Robin: Don't worry. I'm sure that everyone will get it's a joke.
Ted: No, they won't. They're gonna think... Wait. "Everyone"?