Ted: Hey, that stuff that happened to me, it was pretty rough. I'm still getting over it.
Royce: Let me help you with that.
[Ted imagines Royce picking up the large trunk which reads "Left at the altar" and carrying it with him]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And just like that, kids, my baggage didn't seem quite so heavy anymore. You see, everyone's got some baggage. It's part of life. But like anything else, it's easier when someone gives you a hand with it.